Have a Merry Christmas everybody! Also, happy Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and anything else you could be celebrating. This is just a short lil vid for the holidays

Also if you want the song or want to hear it in it's entirety here's the link: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /293718
Thanks to tix92 for creatin' the tune. Gotta give you some creds

Video:

It's tasty don't you think?

So I did a system restore and now my computer's fine again. No spyware virus or anything.

Moving on from that uninteresting news, I have more uninteresting news Yay!

So, I finished a short story about 13 pages single spaced and my family read it and they thought it was really good (although being thirteen may make their opinions seem biased) and now I have no idea what to do with it. Since it's only a short story I don't know if I can publish it anywhere and if I did I think no one would accept it. It has a lot of dialogue and not much describing. It could be a script for a short play I suppose but still I'd rather publish it as a short story or something. So, if anybody knows a good publishing companies that takes short stories please refer me to them :D

Now, with the computer fixed I've been coming up with some ideas and I have a semi-ok idea for a Christmas flash. If only I could animate I good. I'm not gonna reveal the storyline unless I give up on it, I don't know how good it would be I mean it will have some racism in it so I'm sure NG will find it funny.

After I was done with everything on NG I decided to check my Youtube. Holy shit there's a ton of crap there. I've been out for a long time because therealweeklynews actually made a new video. I'm not a big fan of him nor do I agree with a few of his views but yea it's worth a good watch.
Also, CHAO OUTSIDE MUDAFUCKA
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Also, I feel like releasing some of my writing because I'm bored as hell so if you don't want to comment on any of the above things feel free to comment on one of my school projects. I had to write an alternate ending to The Monkey's Paw and if you don't know what that is it's basically a guy who gets a paw that grants him three wishes, his first wish he wishes for money and he gets that money through compensation of his sons death. On the second wish the mom wishes him back alive and the third wish which is a climax because they are afraid of their undead son they wish him dead again. So here's my alternate ending starting with the 2nd wish to the end.

Alternate ending to The Monkey's Paw

"What are we going to do?" he demanded hoarsely. "I want to get our boy, Herbert, he's knocking; I should've remembered its a few miles away," she said. She breaks through his grasp and sprints downstairs to open the door. In less than in instant, the door sprung wide open revealing a shadowy figure which she quickly and rashly embraced. The man pushed her back and she realized that, despite his deep voice, he was not Herbert.
"Where's our boy?" she says obviously disappointed and confused. The man ignores the comment but begins to speak.
"I'm sorry to say that we've been hearing noises down by the graveyard and we think it's a grave robbery," the man says revealing a shiny badge before concealing it again, "most of these happen when a new body is buried as the dirt is still loose and so we suspect that your son's grave has been robbed. We just wanted to let you know. Stay wary." The man began to walk out the door and turned his head one last time and spoke once more, "The noises were mainly that of scratching, quite peculiar if I must say." Finally, without one more word he stalked back into the street not to appear in their lives ever again, or rather what remained of their lives.
A few moments creeped by silently and eerily, it was as if this messenger had brought them nothing but silence rather than news.
"OUR BOY! He's trying to get out we've got to help him," the old woman said. Though not to his agreement she ran out the door heading in the general direction of the graveyard and the old man followed and slipped the monkey's paw into his pocket should what he expected happen. They both ran quickly towards the graveyard and neither had brought a shovel or any other tool to dig for that matter. Soon, they reached the grave yet it was so dark they could only make the headstone out and Herbert's name through the moonlight. The old woman began to grab the dirt and throw it behind her, what little dirt was left that is. She quickly realizes that it's already been dug through and there was merely just a hole in the ground and an open coffin.
Whoever had dug the hole has scraped the coffin dry. Not one item that was buried with Herbert, a few prize possessions of his among other things, was still there. Even his body was removed as if a mangled corpse had any value. At this sight the old woman gave up, feeling as if she was sinking to her knees which she already had when she had begun to dig. The old man put his hand on her shoulder trying to comfort her but rather than looking at her he was looking down the street at a quite curious sight had it not been so eerie.
The sight was that of two men running with another man in tow but instead of walking he seemed to be gliding across the ground for the simple reason that he was being dragged. The body was quite mutilated at first glance but was actually grotesquely. The old man realized that these were the grave robbers. He ran towards them as fast as he could his wife behind him. They caught up to them and the men turned round to face the couple.
The body was that of Herbert who was horribly injured and the men had shovels in one hand and valuables in the other. The two men were shocked to see them and began to reach in their pockets as did the old man. They brandished knives shining in the moonlight and the old man drew out the monkey's paw and screamed his last wish.
"I wish this was all over!" and the monkey paw slid from his hand however the men didn't stop approaching, and in just a few seconds his last wish was granted.

Longest post I've ever made yay!

Right now, I am on my brother's laptop which he left here when he went to college. I would be on my regular computer but I contracted some sort of virus on it. It seems that whenever I try to run anything no matter how simple it is, like task manager, it won't run it and an error message will pop up saying it's infected. I tried several times to work on it while it was doing so, the only way I can connect to the internet is to accept an offer to buy Antivirus System Pro, something I suspect is spyware or something and it has a secured website, but when I try to visit any other website IE (automatically selects this) says it will harm my computer, so unless every website I know is going to harm my computer, I'm screwed. I can still open my documents and such and delete things to the recycle bin but not much after that. I'm afraid I'll have to do a clean wipe and just delete everything. But, for know I've been trying to ask my dad to take it to get fixed (which he hasn't yet) and try to do something else with my time.

The problem with me trying to do something without the computer is that every one of my hobbies is based around the computer. I like writing but I can't type it which I prefer over pencil and paper, I'm still writing but no one can read it because of my unreadable handwriting. I can't do flash, and I have to do use a program on my computer to make my claymations. I could always do it traditionally but I can't draw at all. So basically, I can't do any of my hobbies and I can only browse on the internet when my mom is done using this computer (she's a facebookaholic).

So now I just play some video games when I want to do something or try to watch TV (don't really have any shows I want to watch). Anyways, if anyone knows how to deal with this virus/spyware/whatever it is and you've seen it before please tell me.

Otherwise, have a good day.

I just had KFC and I hadn't had coleslaw in a long time and when I did it was really delicious. I do not recall coleslaw being so amazing.

So, I'm off on a quest for coleslaw anybody know where good coleslaw is made?
:3

This is my 2nd ban from the BBS in practically the past two weeks. Whenever I see a meme I think it's pretty funny and naturally when I see fit I put it in for teh lulz. However, every time I jump on a bandwagon like that I get banned. I guess jumping on bandwagons is pretty stupid to do but I think some of them are actually funny.

So, you think I deserved it?

So what'cha think. I have been overly lazy these past few months but I've been working on one thing in particular. Mah bbs posts. How are they working out for you. Does anyone really know me yet? Iz I funny?

God I feel like an attention whore now

I have a new claymation out. I'm not really going to reveal much plot (probably because there isn't much of one) so I'm just gonna tell you that there's some cool angles, cool fighting, and plenty of sound effects made by me. It's the second episode of Wild Wild Wild West if you wanna see the first movie go on youtube and find my account: Jackdabomb1. You don't really need to see it anyways because it wasn't much of anything. Well enough reading my crap here it is:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
488534

This time I'm serious. I'm making an actual flash. I made an audio portal submission and decided 'what the heck why not make a flash'. I already did a small fbf animation which I uploaded to youtube* so why not? I'm thinking about having notes slide across the bottom of the screen on the five bars or whatever the music term is. I forgot. And I would have a guy playing a guitar in the middle and maybe change his situation and move him. It's a lot more work then I expected. I only have 5 seconds of animation and the song is about 3 minutes. But anyways, wish me luck (or not and be a jerk)

I've been banned once again. This time 'til New Years. But I liked how the mod banned me here is what the message said

I had posted earlier saying "Big deal no one cares" on a thread talking about how tom fulp looks like someone and so the mod bans me by saying

"Big deal no one cares" Don't care; don't post

I laughed when I saw it.